Sophie was prancing around prior to bath-time with her toothbrush between her legs – this is the conversation that followed: Mum: “Sophie, clean your teeth with your toothbrush, not your bottom!” Sophie: “Fanny! Tee, hee, hee!” Mum (with half worried, half amused face): “Sophie, what was that you said?” Sophie: “Fanny! Tee, hee!” Mum: “Who […]